4dp3dt

Here I am, four days past my 3 day transfer, and I'm feeling GREAT!  Is that a good thing?  Should I be feeling anything else?  I'm not sure, but I'm up and about and getting back into the swing of things.

For the past three days, I've literally been parked on the couch, bed or lazy-boy following my dr.'s strict rules of "nothing that will cause your uterus to bounce around".  My entire life is one big bounce house, so following those rules has been nothing short of keeping a wild animal caged because I'm like a toddler who can't sit still... but I did it!!  Thinking about the possible positive outcome is worth vegging out if that means we'll get our take home baby.

Trash TV & Queen

I've watched all sorts of trash tv and wondered how people get through life not knowing who the father of their children are and have to take lie detector tests to prove what their spouses have already suspected.  I've also passed some major judgment on the ladies from The View and vowed to never watch the show again.  I'm all caught up on Teen Mom and secretly feel jealous that those little bricks got pregnant in the first place.  ANNNND I've finally searched the lyrics for Bohemian Rhapsody, so I feel complete.

Well HELLO Dolly!

Today, I've been out all morning (literally).  Almost didn't make it to my 7:30 blood draw appointment to check my E2 and Progesterone levels.  I was rushing to the dr.'s office wondering why I had to go in the first place.  Then I looked down because something caught my eye.  My boobs have doubled in size, and I felt like they were trying to eat my necklace.  So I zipped up my hoodie... (put them away!)

As far as symptoms are concerned, like I said, I really don't have any other than possibly D cups, a swollen belly, and endless sleepiness.  I can probably thank the progesterone shots for all of that, though, since it's waaay too early to be pregnancy symptoms.

Have stick? Will pee.

Being the POAS addict that I am, I went this morning to the store and stocked up on a ton of pregnancy tests to pee on in the next few days.  Ohhh yeah, I'm one of THOSE who test out my HCG trigger shot by purchasing a basket full of dollar tree pregnancy tests and proceeding to piss on every single one until I'm convinced the trigger shot has left my system.

Speaking of which, I have to tell you, if you work at a store (any store) and someone approaches your counter with a gazillion pregnancy tests to purchase, please try as hard as you can to not say something stupid (or whatever you consider to be clever at the moment) such as "Wow! You really want to make sure, don't cha?" and proceed to tell me about how you didn't know you were pregnant for 3 months because you weren't trying.   I'm capable of responding with something as equally annoying.

Soooo, now that I've taken a few tests and I'm totally convinced that my trigger is completely out of my system, I'll know that any line I see from here on out will be the "real thing"... So let the games begin.